In Winter
30ºC without any sleep milf Poles curtain. Milf Americans assume sweaters. The people of Miami to include heating.
10ºC home inhabitants in Helsinki municipal fold window. Milf Lapps (not to be confused with the Japanese!) Carbon black
flowers in the windows.
5ºC Milf Lapps sunbathe on the balcony when the sun is still above the horizon ...
2ºC Milf Italian cars do not ignite.
0ºC water freezes.
-1ºC Oddech becomes visible. The time to plan holidays in the Mediterranean. Milf Lapps eat ice cream drink cold beer.
-4ºC shall enter into cat quilt.
-10ºC to schedule vacation time in Africa .. Milf Lapps go swim.
-12ºC is too cold to snow.
-15ºC U.S. cars did not ignite.
-18ºC Owners of homes in the Helsinki include heating.
-20ºC Oddech becomes audible.
-22ºC Milf French cars do not ignite. Too cold for ice-skating.
-23ºC Politicians are beginning to sympathize with the homeless.
-24ºC Milf German cars do not ignite.
-26ºCZ breath obtained material for the construction of Iglo ...
-29ºC shall enter into cat pajamas.
-30ºC Milf Japanese cars did not ignite. Milf Lapp swears, copies of the wheel of his Toyota and inflammation lade.
-31ºC too cold for kisses - the mouth freeze each other. Milf Lapp team begins preparations for the spring season.
-35ºC The time to plan a two-week swimming in the hot sources. Lapps clear of snow roofs.
-39ºC Mercury freezes. Too cold to think. Milf Lapps button up last button on a shirt.
-40ºC in Germany is car quilt. Milf Lapps wear sweaters.
-45ºC Milf Lapps close WC window.
-50ºC Lions leave the Greenland Sea. Milf Lapps put gloves with five fingers on jednopalcowe.
-70ºC Polar Bears leave the pole. At the University of Rovaniemi organized long-distance running.
-75ºC St.. Nicholas leaves the Arctic Circle. Milf Lapps leave the caps with earmuffs on the ears.
-250ºC Alcohol freezes. Milf Lapps are pissed off.
-268ºC Helium becomes a liquid.
-270ºC Hell freezes.
-273.15ºC Absolute Zero. The lack of movement of elementary particles ... Milf Lapps acknowledge:
"Yes, there is a little chilly, drink cruet to warm ..."
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