Three milf blondes died in a car accident. After their death stand in front of the gate of heaven face. St. Peter greets them, saying,
- You can get to heaven, if you answer one simple religious question. The question is: What is Easter?
The first milf blonde answers:
- Easter is a feast when you visit the graves of our loved ones ...
- Bad! Corresponds to St. Peter. Will not stride over gates of the kingdom of heaven, wicked milf ignorant!
Corresponds to the second milf blonde:
- I know! This is such a celebration when we decorate the Christmas tree, singing carols and distributes gifts!
St. Peter woeful hits his head in the gates of heaven, and looks with hope to the third milf blonde.
Last milf blodnie smiles and calmly wrapping:
- Easter is a celebration Jesus Christ rebirth who was crucified by the Romans. After that, as gave his life for all people, was buried in a nearby cave, the entrance to the cliff is closed. The third day Jesus rose from the dead ...
- Great! Exclaims St. Peter, simply, I see that you know the Bible!
Blonde Milf wrapping boldly forward:
- ... risen, and so history repeats itself every year at Easter time, he pushes back the stone and go to the cave, looking for his shadow, and if it sees, it will be winter six more weeks ...

(Who saw "Groundhog Day", to understand what is going on).